It is common knowledge no Apple product ever has any security vulnerabilities, therefore, this article is wrong. Right? Right?

To say that Apple vulnerabilities don't exist is a joke right? If not, check http://www.us-cert.gov/ and see for your self. To summarize what you'll see is that vulnerabilities exist across the board, whether it is Microsoft, Apple, Linux, etc.. 
Note to the world: Don't put too much trust in your fancy new computer. It is inevitably just a matter of time until fresh, new software becomes dated and vulnerable. 
To the Code-Monkeys: Study secure coding because in an ever connected world we must strive for perfection.