We need a joystick called The Wang.

I guess in world ruled by branding and marketing calling Wii a daft name is not a sign of intelligence. Then again it's not expected...

I protest against this slur on Euro intelligence. We are just as sheepish and stupid as the rest of the world, and nothing has stopped us from buying Wiis in droves.
Bring on the Woos ! We'll buy them by the crate !

Ok, so we've had The Wii(nky) and the Wooo, so where's the Wan.. errr see/hear
http://stabbers.truth.posiweb.net/stabbers/audio/sex_crime.mp3

(if you're not au fait with D&C.)