I'm afraid they can only be mounted to mutated sea bass at this time. Having vertebra apparently helps absorb some of the quantum radiation. A problem they will be tackling in the future.

Will it heat a frozen dinner any faster than my microwave? That's all I care about......

can it be ramped up to destroy hostile alien worlds? I think a T-ray will capture the world's attention more quickly once it's able to do this.

I also think the ray should be an electric blue colour so that nobody walks in front of it by mistake

...The real question is "Do they come mounted on sharks?"