Call it gratuitous violence night! is chains and knives allowed(?) at least some folding chairs!


Judging by the the way the INQ tangles with manufacturers like Toshiba in your journalism, you may have to make an adjustment to your normal attack methods to stay legal in the ring:
ALL PUNCHES ABOVE THE BELT! 

I also wouldn't recommend biting his earlobes off while growling like an animal. That may make a bit of a mess and could possibly offend some of the charity promoters. The Toshiba dude looks like a decent sort of chap, but you would have to know him better before taking liberties like biting off his body parts, with the accompanying loss of body fluids and all. 

Other that that, anything goes!

Don't allow that bunny-tosh to nick your calling cards! Fistacuffs up! Set your dialtone to a pugilist's sound (or is that a pungent hum?). There will be no call waiting for you to get up! As solid as a telephone booth. You can take a number count with either hand. Take the ring and set it to vibrate!

We demand to see some gory closeups of that carnage! Or even better a nice youtube video ;)

Hey-If that works & makes Few Bucks, Lets try to help Mike. 
Mike had Triple By-Pass, yet thats NOT Good enough. So I Wish to Perform, live on Counter TOP at Blue Coat, Double Heart Transplant on: Msr. Michael Vaughn Magee.Yep Double dipper At One Time, Worlds First.

We will just throw Mikes' Old lousy heart Away & install Two Fresh Beating Hearts, obtained Locally.

Then Heres Real Thrill. I'll Perform OCTO ByPass Surgery to Finish it off. Not Only does This Push Envelope, It leaves Mike Twice as Radiant as Before. Everywhere Girl Can be MY Nurse & Charles, Anathesiologist. Give Me That Stuff, Chuck.

We Could Make Millions on Live hook up By Satelite Pay per & Medical Mags Worldwide will Scream headlines. BIG Hearted Editor Goes Under Experimental Knife.
If something happens & poor Old Mike should die, I'll Have Theo under counter to reach up thru Michaels' back & massage Heart for Remander of show, Until i can Get To closest Airport.

HOW ABOUT IT, INQ FANPEEPS? Yes,Yes? Mike Don't Worry Two Hearts Are Better Than ONE.
Signed:PHYSICIAN THOMAS STEWART VON DRASHEK M.D. Av3606708

WHY cant Charlie Demerjian do this? i'm sure countless people would love to see him get put in a coma.

Inq has it's other represention in the very fine form of Harv, who is trying to raise £1000 for Action for Blind People. He has raised £625 so far so not far off his target. He can be sponsored on http://www.justgiving.com/thehammer

Harv has worked really hard both on gym so come on please help him reach the target.