To get caught for such low-level thievery. Tarnishes the good names of Enron and Halliburton, it does.
He should have been nicking entire server racks instead of a few piddling floppies.
Serves him right.
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We really should. I despise thieves and think they are complete dicks.

Is this the wrong place to talk about BOFHs?

They must have had the same auditors as Enron...

Those reams of paper contain 500 sheets *each*.

Does anyone else think that two years is a little too short of a punishment? I don't know, but it just sounds low to me. Especially because there was personal data involved and it was a federal institution.

Come on now, 19,709 is substantially less than "nearly 20,000". Give us a break Enq!

...His defense is that the aroma from the Blue Plains sewage treatment facility next door made him do it.

How many floppy discs and ethernet cables figure in the total?