Does Sheraton have a patent on that app idea? No? Then he needs to shut up, as he has no exclusive rights to it.

Uh, I made this aquarium screen saver using ascii art on my vax console, consider this the beginning of me sueing every screen saver maker in the world...

I think he needs to just have a beer and maybe ask the brewer for a free crate of their finest?

Beer should never be the color of urine...unless it's Corona because that's an active ingredient.

uhhh... since when can you patent the look and feel of an application?
this makes no sense