Really, Sylvie. Snorting is decidedly unladylike. Perhaps an imperious "Ha!" would be more appropriate.

I was thinking that maybe we could convince these genetic treasures that, rather than merely donating samples of their DNA, they could launch the whole package, complete, off into deep space for the benefit of humanity, if not the would-be recipients. Or would that be littering?

The year is 2260, and aliens have recovered human DNA, creating hundreds of clones of a humanoid with the designation "Draper" for study. They marvel at how humanity survived as long as it did with such apparently tiny genitals...

If thats the example of the human race. anyone who finds it will stay well away, or "nuke it from orbit, its the only way to be sure"

More human waste and excrement being shot into space. I guess the oceans are all ready full up with our garbage. :p

helped put there by some dirty mags and a small room?

It's all fine and well if private companies sell this kind of nonsense to rich half-wits, but ISS? is that what we pay taxes for?
Of course if ISS astronauts have access they can nudge it into the atmosphere for a fiery conclusion I guess, accidents do happen.

What pompous chooms!

Maybe we can get them to donate ALL of their DNA; remove it from the global gene pool.