wow. These video cell phones will display boobs too! Better get you a safety strap.

"the fruit-themed toy-maker, Apple". I keep telling myself what a joke this rag is, but am continually amused by what you pass off as "journalism". 

I think of you as the "horribly irrelevant and esthetically challenged whatever". Fitting, don't you think?

How's the iphone doing in the UK? With only 02 being on-board and having full exclusivity to the product, is it selling like hot cakes?