I hear tell there's about 4 million players on Trackmania.
You don't get to kill anything but it's approximately the same useless fodder (plus no outrageous usage fees).
I used to be big on blackberry Sudoku (about 30,000 participants) but my job blocked access to the server, so much for that then.
I do count myself a part of the billion+ slackjaw fraternity of boob tube watchers, so I got that going for me.
I can't get into WoW though. But you know, it's hard to argue that WoW is any more insipid than TV or Trackmania or Inquirer-reading.
Did I mention I possess a library card? I even use it sometimes too!
Apparently there's 11 million people that think their everyday grind of Sleep,Eat, Work, Eat, Work, Eat, Pinch a loaf, Sleep, is just too exciting and nerve wracking. They'd much prefer to do the grind online that only wow can serve up in it's excruciatingly mind-numbing boring way. 

Also apparently they like the massively imposed laws that blizzard has setup. No you can't use that tool. No you can't have a 3rd party tool running even if it's not completely not related. No you can't run it on linux with wine. No you can't speak any language besides English. No you can't be anyone other than an imprint of the cookie cutter moulds we have provided. No you can't sell your characters online. Welcome to communism baby. 

I vote we move these 11 million orc hugging fun seeking communists to Antarctica and they can live out their "Grinding" lives in isolation.

Aroof.
I would much rather be in Azeroth but we do have real lives too. Some of us even have jobs and children! Omg! how do we find time for that?
It could be much much worse... we could spend our free time watching xfactor or I'm a celebrity get me out of here.
Oh btw... i don not drink, do not smoke and if i want to spend £8.99 a month for my entertainment i think i am entitled to do so.
Helen. 40 year old mom of 4 and a social scientist.
Pson. 58 Nelf hunter.
I hear tell there's about 4 million players on Trackmania.
You don't get to kill anything but it's approximately the same useless fodder (plus no outrageous usage fees).
I used to be big on blackberry Sudoku (about 30,000 participants) but my job blocked access to the server, so much for that then.
I do count myself a part of the billion+ slackjaw fraternity of boob tube watchers, so I got that going for me.
I can't get into WoW though. But you know, it's hard to argue that WoW is any more insipid than TV or Trackmania or Inquirer-reading.
Did I mention I possess a library card? I even use it sometimes too!
Very funny (end of page comments) and almost true :D
At least the pizza guy would have to go outside...
"I love the part with living at your mother and the concept (rofl) of outside."

Damn... u must be one of them i guess...
Apparently there's 11 million people that think their everyday grind of Sleep,Eat, Work, Eat, Work, Eat, Pinch a loaf, Sleep, is just too exciting and nerve wracking. They'd much prefer to do the grind online that only wow can serve up in it's excruciatingly mind-numbing boring way. 

Also apparently they like the massively imposed laws that blizzard has setup. No you can't use that tool. No you can't have a 3rd party tool running even if it's not completely not related. No you can't run it on linux with wine. No you can't speak any language besides English. No you can't be anyone other than an imprint of the cookie cutter moulds we have provided. No you can't sell your characters online. Welcome to communism baby. 

I vote we move these 11 million orc hugging fun seeking communists to Antarctica and they can live out their "Grinding" lives in isolation.

Aroof.
I love the part with living at your mother and the concept (rofl) of outside.