This is exactly the kind of article that addicted me to the sites Mageek built. This tongue in cheek humor embedded in an otherwise based on the truth report just tickles my neurons and makes me smile all the way down to the bones. There is more integrity hidden in these tomes than in all the USA rags combined. And I include the vaunted Times in the "combined."

To hear Mike is leaving hit me like the news that Dr. Suess had died. On that one I pulled to the shoulder of the 405 northbound near Orange County airport...unable to continue. On this one I am still shaking in anticipated withdrawal. 

sigh

And I was under the impression that Mageek was still transferring calls...don't you people pay him enough??