It's not like the Royals are renowned for their grip on reality!

How about Sir Linus, for making Sir Tim's world wide wibble accessible from low spec machines without wanting a cut?

That donkey in charge of BT has messed up the residential side of things so much that OFCOM has a "Press 1 for BT residential not answering the phone" as it's first choice.

I have spent over 2 hours with the phone dailling the 150 service from my home phone for several nights running without it being answered by BT. After a few evenings I phoned OFCOM where I heard that BT specific option of "Press 3 if BT are not answering the phone".

If OFCOM are giving BT Residential the top slot then it's got to be bad, so why is that ass getting a gong?

What does the queen know about telecoms, broadband etc?

I suspect that the Dutch royalty would mind if its subjects are knighted by another kingdom. And for such silly reason too.