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Mobile phones can give you cancer
ACCORDING TO men's lifestyle magazine GQ, using a mobile phone might give you cancer.
Before you bother, we checked the calendar and we can confirm that it is not 1996, but still that hasn't stopped the magazine from issuing four and a thousand words of conjecture on the well-trotted theory.
Apparently the paper has spoken to a lot of young professionals who use their phones a lot, a few doctors who can see a correlation between mobile phone use and cancer, and read a number of papers, and that's enough for it.
Still, GQ readily admits that it is hard to talk about the issue without sounding like a conspiracy theorist.
Note to QG, if you don't want to look like a conspiracy theorist do not write almost five thousand words on a subject hallowed by the tin foil hat brigade.
Meanwhile, if you are keeping a list of things that might give you cancer, we suggest you move your mobile phone back up to pole position.
Good news for WiFi. µ
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...completely insane. Or funny - I can't tell yet.
Besides...don't animals have souls too??? :-)
If you are being serious...methinks some research into faraday cages is required for a start. And then some medication.
We are human beings first and foremost. That invisible, micro wavy-things don't affect us at all, because we have a soul.
Ever notice why we can cook meat and plants in a microwave oven without getting cooked ourselves? Even when we right up close to the door?
It's 'cause dead animals and vegetables don't have a soul, that's why, it's our soul that protects us.