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Mysterious Chinese factory girl becomes famous

Iphone Girl gets everywhere

A CHINESE FACTORY girl has become an overnight internet celebrity after a British man found that his new Iphone had arrived with three pictures of her beavering away.

"markm49uk" posted the picture on the Apple discussion Web site MacRumors.com, and she has started to be known on the web as the "Iphone Girl".

In the pictures she is shown smiling and making victory signs as she poses next to an Iphone.

Since it is silly season, hacks from throughout the world have been trying to track down the woman and seem to think she works for an Apple contractor, Foxconn Technology Group, in the southern Chinese boomtown of Shenzhen.

Foxconn spokesman, Liu Kun, told the South China Morning Post the woman works for Foxconn, confessing that workers testing the device took the pictures and forgot to delete them.

Apple is refusing to comment, but what is strange is this woman, with the nice smile, has no idea how famous she is becoming among Apple geeks.

Still, in a few months she will be labelled by Wikipedia fake penis experts as not being notable enough for inclusion in that august journal. µ

L'Inq
Macrumours.com

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The Attention …..

which in the chinese is called, “Essence of God”, is not for “excitements”, otherwise excused as drivel and “fun”, or other forms of fragmentation and fragment it does. When a person do not realise his true existence, he will seek refuge within his minds, the “left” being of worshipping and the “right”, being of worshipped. One reason why people jump off heights with rubber bands tied to their ankles, climb mountains [whilst soiling & defiling the trail along the way – snow is white for a certain reason], punch and kick one another with strict rules & regulations on the limits of contact, heaving their bare-bottoms onto the working photo-copier before engaging the vacuum cleaner or another for more exposure, having an attention-seeking emptiness to cleanse one’s genitalia before launching “important” orders to unleash democracy onto poor down-trodden natives whilst not forgetting the dungeon fun & games with Madame Whippy and her spiked heels before returning home to the missus to catch her entangled with “a plumber”. “Yo, been there and done that ..” How interesting, the achievements of mankind… and youse gots the bigge bomb, yes…

Believe-it-or-not, The Attention, which resides within the liver, happens to lie on the “right” side and surprisingly, it is being “balanced” by the pancreas and the spleen [which the quacks deemed as near-useless and merrily excises during butchery-of-convenience opportunities in the godding heydays, spurring-on leukemia, much like proactive breats removal in case “genetics” catches-up with one – the joke/sadness here is that the breasts are the reflection of a person’s security/insecurity and breast cancer is caused by the victim’s insecurity about a-partner/”one’s-shattered-rock”] on the “left” side. How strange and funny and why can’t we have one of each on both sides, pines the genetic-manupulating brainless maverick-cum-“creationist” on his way towards immortality/being-worshipped. Yes, why not, and how come Type 2 diabetes is on the rise? Have no fear because your god is feverishly working on that minor hiccup.

“Sour grapes, mate, for we are going to change the universe”, whilst not forgetting that everything is going to end, one fine day. “Yo clever-koff, that’s in the very distant future and we only live for the present”, so rationalises the futuristic “rightist”. Mind-twisters when one’s brain is not within reach. Just goes to show that worshippers will worship anything. Even a chinese girl but in reality, that chinese is just the excuse for their push towards fame, hopefully followed by fortune and immortality. That’s what worshippers hope for because once you’ve identified your god, the next step is to climb towards his position for inclusion in the final photoshoot. Who will be the last to accept Reality? Those who have already found theirs through their fantasy or imnagination - a pope/brahmin/monk-lama/imam/fruity-silhouetter/democrat/communist-socialist/Olympian/PM/CEO/etc. no less. Yes, membership has been automatic since we raised our heads and started walking on two feet, unfortunately, if you are seeking Reality. The next step in evolution requires that we ALLOW our brain, mellowed by the heart [for therein resides the “spirit” and everyone has one], gain access to enlighten/dissolve the minds whilst not forgetting that ALL true “discoveries” in science, meta or physical, did not originate from their claimants. It came whilst the “over-loaded & frenzied mentalists” took a rest from their minds. Eureka.
posted by : to detail, 28 August 2008

Not V of Victory

She was not doing V of victory! Oriental people does this when want to show happiness. This V with fingers reprensent something like OK or good for us.
posted by : Alberto, 28 August 2008

Now we know....

...That Everywhere Girl hasn't seemed to have made it to China manufacturing iPhones yet!!
posted by : CapitalW, 28 August 2008

lovely.

Kinda cute. Somebody please get her info. rawr.
posted by : Tim, 28 August 2008

wackypedia entry

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iphone_Girl
posted by : Niki Mistry, 28 August 2008

Her name is Mei Ling

And she works for Foxhound. Those aren't your typical Iphones. Those are Metal Gear 3G remotes.
posted by : Ed, 29 August 2008

Beavering away?

Not what I was expecting... oh well.
posted by : iPhoney Baloney, 29 August 2008
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