IT workers are sexy, say brothel keepers
But we must try harder!
AN EXHAUSTIVE scientific study conducted by The INQUIRER has found that IT nerds make the best customers for the brothel keepers of Las Vegas. And IT salesmen come a close second.
The results of this study will shock many. There's a common assumption that IT salesmen are the biggest, er, 'solutions providers', in the world. But, it transpires, IT nerds - the half man half desk creatures that make up the hacker, cracker and slacker communities - are the most self indugent of all.
The study was conducted by interviewing the nearest legal brothel owner we could find in Nevada as paying for sex is illegal in Las Vegas. Well, taking someone out to the pictures, followed by an expensive meal, isn't. But overtly choosing a cheaper payment method for sex is.
We spoke to Debbie, the manageress of the Chicken Ranch Brothel, on Homestead Road in the quaintly named town of Pahrump. Debbie told the INQUIRER that techies make the best customers. Sadly, the IT crowd are a bit conventional. "Some of their conventions have 200,000 atttendees. I have to say the techies do the best!" she gasped.
But... here's the important question. Are the IT bods creative? Are the black hatters into anything gothic and dramatic? Are the white hatters into anything earthy? They're not brown hatters are they?
No, says Debbie. "They follow the convention. Men are men!"
So there you have it. The IT industry creates sex maniacs, but boring, off-the-shelf commodity, vanilla sex maniacs. No value added, out the box, kinky bastards.
As an industry, we must try harder if we are to remain competitive! µ
Comments
That says that nerds are so unsexy they have to pay for it.
If they were sexy then they could pull at a bar/club/party.You would think geeks would be able to make a nice myface page and get some pokes.
ROFLCOPTORS
This has to be the most humourous article I have ever seen on the Inq.Well done!.
Now where is the larabee news?!*
*Not yet posted at the time I wrote this.
A Labour of Love
Volunteer Heavens? :-)Far from indicating we're unsexier, .: having to pay...
ALL normal guys are virgin' on unsexy/boring:Hooking is the *first* profession, right?
WE, however, are *smart enough* to pay for it...
...whereas *other* guys are more likely to *die* virjins
boring sex
yup, that's right. sex with pros it booorrrring.you can tell the pros when they try to pick you up
that they'd really rather be watching the green
paint on the ceiling dry...
asd
mmm i can get about 9 months of WOW for one night with a hooker. Which one will i choose.Familiar name, I think
I don't know them personally but I think I recall this business name from television documentaries about the sex industry... when I'm waiting for Jimmy Carr's show to come on, you understand. So either all establishments of this type are called something like that, or this one place is the media's premier rent a, um, quote.Oh look, no ads from Google with this one!