Escaped spammer on the loose
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A NOTORIOUS spammer escaped from a US prison camp in Colorado this week and is still on the lam.
Edward "Eddie" Davidson was convicted in April, sentenced to 21 months of free room and board in the federal slammer and ordered to pay $714,139 in restitution.
He walked away from the minimum-security facility in Florence, Colorado on Sunday. The US Attorney's office announced Davidson's escape on Tuesday, saying he was last seen in Lakewood, a suburb of Denver, which is about 90 miles north of Florence.
The US Marshalls, FBI and IRS are all looking for him. If and when they find him, he'll likely be charged with escape, which might tack another year or more onto his prison sentence. µ
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Show no mercy
Hopefully he goes down in a suicide-by-cop or other method to permanently erase this malignant cancer from society.He probably didn't escape...
He probably didn't escape but was kidnapped to make sure he stays away for longer. With so many murderers in the world I wonder anyway why nobody ever hunted down spammers and killed them - the motive is there.shoot filming touching
omg, the children! who's going to save the day?! (I rip my shirt to reveal my superhero costume)PMITA Prison Time coming up
I hope it ends badly for him as a warning to others who polute the internet with their crap.Ultie_Tom, Paul & Mike:Spamming Machine.
Spermers are much worse, yet Ultie with entorag helpers Rules. So often i see word Rag or Rag Hat Pundits, when referring to: theINQ, yet term originates from use of rag cloth as pulp in TOP Notch writings, due to its longevity of usefulness.Rumours abound that soon theINQ will change its name to theragister & Universal Ultie will Spam On.
So far Only Penalty has Been Death Threats, Yet Next Match To Death will be: Mike Vs. Paul. Thurely Spectacle of Ungodly Porportions. Ultie gets to be Umpire. How does This Happen?
ULTIE REFUSES ALL PAPER.
drashek
why?
he practiced his freedom of speech and annoyed a few thousand people. hardly a reason to be put in the slammer in the first place. being fined or owing that much money is good enough incentive to leave that cess pool.Bollox
God Drashek, you do talk a right load of crap. Do the rest of us a favour and go get a life or something. Perhaps take up masturbation as you obviously have nothing to do with your hands.UPDATE:theINQ Commenter Murders Spammer
In traditional Police Science those that know(BB), especially in advance, Did dirty deed. heres UPDATE:A convicted spammer who escaped from custody last weekend has been found dead alongside his wife and daughter in an apparent murder / suicide.
Edward Davidson escaped from jail at the weekend after serving a few weeks of a 21 month sentence for sending spam designed to inflate stock values.
Police investigated reports of shots being fired at Davidson's home and discovered the corpses of Davidson and his wife and the body of their three-year old daughter inside their car. Their eight month old son was found alive.
He was sent to a minimum security prison because the judge wanted him to be able to maintain contact with his two children, one of whom he subsequently murdered.
The judge who sent Davidson to jail said in her summing up that he had 'unresolved issues to do with his childhood' which impaired his ability to make good decisions Mike Magee is Also rumoured to have stolen victims Birthday Presents at Pre School Party, So theINQ had Motive to End Spammers Story. :)Mike States: Dead Ed, Thats Been My Obsession for Fifie years!!!
Next Phrase: Spam Anit Living till its Dead. Which brings Up AMD Stock, Now close to $4.25/Sher, AMD is Losing $6.75/Sher each year. So NOT Only does Seller lose, AMD hasn't enough left in its wind bag to last 18 months. After ALL That Money Making.Worthless. Ford too lost money, 9 billion. So cann't Win for Losing, Guess spammer should have cared less.
Next: Paul Hales EATS Mike Magee after Spaming Mike. Love That SPaM.
Thomas S. von drashek M.D.
Addy Editors Note: We Got Mikes' Dead ED Spam in closet freezer colected from Pauls stomach for Proof.
Re: Show no mercy
Your wish has been granted. :)