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Apple can't forgive fake Steve Jobs

iBlasphemer

FRUITY nutters from Apple have written to Newsweek demanding that the rag does not hire Dan Lyons, the bloke who dared to take the Michael out of the company Messiah Steve Jobs.

Lyons said that when Apple heard that he was moving to Newsweek, the outfit rang up his new bosses to complain about his hiring. He said Apple wanted him blacklisted for penning his Fake Steve Jobs column.

Despite sailing up the nasal passages of the Sultan of Smug, Steve Jobs, Lyons decided to kill off his creation. He said he will not be continuing the column, although he has flogged the movie rights to Hollywood middlemen Media Rights Capital, and it's possible that the character could show up in other formats. µ

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Some people

Really need to acquire a sense of humour, set yourself up as a guru of technology and you are going to get a few brick bats thrown at you, if not the whole rotting vegetable stall, and deservedly so. Grow up and deal with it.
posted by : Efros, 10 July 2008

CrApple Sheep

Nearly all Apple fanatics are all immature men that need to grow up. A lot are pretty old too.. regardless of what there marketing wants you to believe.

At the moment i have some crazy old Apple loving weirdo sending me messages each day on Youtube, because i assume i insulted his bloved company in a comment i posted... which was SO long ago i cant even remember what i said.

He's a great example of the people who use Macs.
posted by : B, 11 July 2008
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