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Nvidia PR girl gets graphic on Youtube

Maid in Italy

ANY MAN WHO finds himself having to deal with Nvidia PR in the near future, should consider himself a very lucky geek indeed. “Why?” we hear you ask, with a skeptical eyebrow raised. There's not a lot that is more unpleasant than dealing with Nvidia, right? Wrong. Wait until you see Nvidia Italy’s new PR girl. Her name is Ileana Tacconelli, and her long Italian legs are currently doing the rounds on Youtube.

And more good news: she doesn’t seem bothered by the presence of dodgy looking blokes either. Wearing a colourful bikini and brandishing a balloon (which she seductively blows up) Ms Tacconelli gyrates behind a bleach-blond, mustachioed, baseball-cap-wearing geezer in Lycra. Then, after a quick outfit change, the leggy and, indeed, buxom Ileana shows off some kind of a shoe box, while wearing knee-high black boots and a skimpy, black bikini.

In another scene, she appears to remove her shirt and wring it out into a big yellow bucket (the reason for which is unclear). After all that effort, she takes a long slug on what can only be assumed to be hard liquor... unless, of course, it's what she wrung out of her shirt.

A colleague of Ms Tacconelli, confirmed to the INQ that her workmate was indeed the girl in the Youtube video, but said that Ileana wouldn’t be available for a comment until Monday, because she’s attending an Nvidia event. We wanted to know what she makes of Hybrid SLI.

Somehow we think Nvidia's Italian events will be drawing far larger crowds from now on.

Intel, AMD take note. µ

L’Inq
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Comments

DAAMIT!

I won't be able to view this at work. How about a nice screengab?
posted by : Charles, 18 April 2008

LOLs?

...wtf was that?
posted by : Motoman, 18 April 2008

un tatuaggio sul pube??

ahem... ya... I hope that's a tattoo.
posted by : Pete, 18 April 2008

I'd giver her one

Or maybe two ;) she got a sister?
posted by : Rich, 18 April 2008

ii B or M not ii B, of Mice & Men, Same is Twang, I sez....

You Tube BROADCAST YOURSELF. as logo clearly states, yet eyes believe that Nvidia wouldn't Dare Publish PUBES Marching, Even when disquised in Black Undies.

As Far as Shoe Box is Concearned, its Same Device that i used in elem school when made Cooks save 5 pound Ketsup Cans for, Well: You Know BEE YOURSELF.
Its all same problems, Temp Control, Airation, Cleanlyness & Protection Rackets(Food Quality Issues), You Pay Dollar for THAT? O.K.
Nice Video, Think of Instant Power, simply Reading & Publishing Oneself, from Augustino Land to US. Its' Incredible World Today that Fights Hatred & Bigotries Pointee Cap:: Downtown, where lights are low.AhOmm,IMAMANAOPEEAH.
quiterightslee.All People Are There.
T. Drashek M.D.
posted by : Bee_Keeper, 18 April 2008

A disappointing lack of style

...It’s no real secret that Nvidia is worried about Larrabee…
posted by : Howard Beale, 19 April 2008

this is really going below standards...

I think this is outrageous, and really third grade press-reporting. Aren't you messing up with someone's personal life by doing these kind of cheap articles to just gain more readership ?


The video has no representation what so ever from Nvidia, So I don't see what is the point you are trying to bring up ?

Are you reporting on Nvidia ?
or
Are you reporting on some italian girl ?

or mixing up things to your taste to spice up your website ?
posted by : rjain, 19 April 2008

dirty old nvidia men

Good but not quite as good as the Nvidia e3 party that they hired a pornstar to strip at eh?

AMAZINGLY all the images on the net of that shindig have gone with the wind :(

luckily i saved some for posterity

or would that be posturity?
posted by : WildBill, 19 April 2008

Nvidia Execs gone wild?

Good but not quite as good as the Nvidia e3 party that they hired a pornstar to strip at eh?

AMAZINGLY all the images on the net of that shindig have gone with the wind :(

luckily i saved some for posterity

or would that be posturity?
posted by : WildBill, 19 April 2008

Uh...

"You Tube BROADCAST YOURSELF. as logo clearly states, yet eyes believe that Nvidia wouldn't Dare Publish PUBES Marching, Even when disquised in Black Undies.

As Far as Shoe Box is Concearned, its Same Device that i used in elem school when made Cooks save 5 pound Ketsup Cans for, Well: You Know BEE YOURSELF.
Its all same problems, Temp Control, Airation, Cleanlyness & Protection Rackets(Food Quality Issues), You Pay Dollar for THAT? O.K.
Nice Video, Think of Instant Power, simply Reading & Publishing Oneself, from Augustino Land to US. Its' Incredible World Today that Fights Hatred & Bigotries Pointee Cap:: Downtown, where lights are low.AhOmm,IMAMANAOPEEAH.
quiterightslee.All People Are There.
T. Drashek M.D"

I felt more -retarded- after reading that, than I normally do.

And I'm pretty retarded.
posted by : ostar, 19 April 2008

It's a tattoo

it's a tattoo!!!
posted by : YoYo, 21 April 2008

innovative?

In my honest opinion, nVIDIA should focus their attention on hiring some more geeks and get their chips better orrrrr... Chipzilla might eat them for breakfast...

AMD better do the same or they really will be called DAAMIT
posted by : ohDear, 21 April 2008
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