ADULTVEST, AN adult entertainment investment company which has $7 billion under its, erm, belt, has “big plans” for iPorn.

Coming next, more double entendres.

Here's Adultvest chairman, Francis Koenig: “Transparency and liquidity builds credibility and investor confidence, which ultimately drives the price of a company higher. I believe this is the formula to unlocking value in some of the adult industry's hidden gems. Wait till you see what we have in store."

On its iPorn acquisition, the investor reckoned the pairing a tight fit. He said, “Our developers are already hard at work on what will be 'the iPorn.com platform' and we have begun to cut deals with technology providers and major adult studios. Developers, content producers, strategic partners, and investors interested in iPorn.com should contact us now while we are laying the critical
groundwork."

We weren't lying.

“Our online investment community is now growing at the rate of $300 Million USD per week, and quite a few of the companies listed have successfully secured funding through our online marketplace.” The public, it seems, cannot get enough.

If you want to put your money up, go here. µ