I blame the parenthesis
Will be available on older Android devices 'in weeks'
Claims this makes it 'unlike any other chat app'
Big Blue and the blue bird get all up in your business
That ol' devil called piracy
Now what are we supposed to do with our lunch?
Set to beat native Windows 8 version to market
Works on Android OS versions 4.0 and up and Android Wear
Software will access all of a PC's RAM for better performance
Pre-launch beta tests with up to 1,000 users
Will be available in the coming days
Replaced with paid-for Xbox Music Pass from 1 December
Available in the UK in the 'next few weeks'
App also optimised for the iPhone 6 and iPhone 6 Plus
Warns users of the dangers of non-official apps
For apps that don't support two-factor authentication
But never say never
Unnamed app will reportedly launch 'within weeks'
Social network spends more as stock value rises
Closed captioning right at your eye level
Premiere Clip is available to download now
EC says deal is not a threat to competition
Take your content to and from the cloud
Demands developers divulge details digitally
Run Chrome for Android within Chrome
To stop users downloading Google, Microsoft alternatives
Buy it, try it, and fry it
Two days before the iPhone 6 goes on sale
Centrify to power Knox EMM and IAM cloud-based services
The internet is not a Bono fan
Payment option comes with the iPhone 6 from October
Rolls out Microsoft Office 365 collation and collection cache
iPhone and iPad users left unable to download apps
A week of Cupertino casualties
But before we get too excited, it's still a teeny tiny increase
Clamps down on misleading titles
Facebook’s photobooth gets flashy slow-mo action app
Browser bundling back to bite Redmond
Trumps Apple's panoramic mode with 360 degree image capture
Report claims 31 percent of smartphone owners download no apps
Hen house winks at the fox
IE is pronounced 'aiee!'
Keeps tabs on your tabloid darlings
Over a year since PS4 version was released
Social network also gets strict about in-app purchases
Embrace your inner David Hasselhoff