Welsh Jedis set up space colony
15 Mar 2008 | 09:33 GMT
That's no moon
AN ORDER of Welsh Jedis has established the Galactic States of Jediism in the Oceanus Procellarum on the moon.
The UK Church of the Jedi, run by two brothers from Holyhead, on the fortress island of Ynys Mon, has bought a plot of land on the moon and is seeking applicants for posts including Head of Galactic Affairs and Country Ambassador.
Daniel Jones, AKA Jedi Master Morda Hehol, told the North Wales Chronicle: "We here at the UK Church of the Jedi are setting up our own micro nation on the moon. This is for our members to belong to our Galactic State and it will be used for training purposes at the church."
Young Hehol added that he had bought an acre on the moon from 'an official moon real estate seller' [Surely 'unreal estate' - Ed] and has set up a government, constitution and royal family of the sovereign state.
"We are able to set up a nation because the moon is classed as international waters, which means we can set up our own nation legally on it. Our plan is to create a galactic nation so Jedi have a place to live when humans move to the moon and also it will be used in training with the church," he continued.
"The nation is called The Galactic States of Jediism, we have our capital city on the moon called Testa City. We are also going to be selling Baron or Lord titles to the public as well."
Applicants are invited to form an orderly queue outside their nearest secure mental facility. µ
L'Inq
North
Wales Chronicle
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