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Orgasmic phone disrupts court session

3 Oct 2007 | 14:46 BST

By Nick Farrell

Only holding it and it went off, m'lud

THE DECORUM of an Aussie courtroom was shattered down-under when a bloke's phone started uttering loud noises of female pleasure.

The bloke was sitting in the back of the packed court room when his ring tone, which must have seemed bloody funny when he bought it, went off while acting magistrate Roger Stark was attending to a case.

The bloke panicked and tried to shut the phone up but unfortunately he couldn't do it for about 20 seconds.

Stark, ever the professional magistrate, carried on regardless despite cries of "Oh, yeah ... yeah ... oh, yeah ... oooooh," er, coming from from the back.

Stark chose to take no action against the man, he could have held him to in contempt of court and stuck him inside for six months. He might have done that if it had been the Crazy Frog ring tone, since they don't still have the death penalty in Oz.

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