Eh?

"I can't understand a word those Brits are saying. They're speaking either, Blightyish, Cockney rhyming slang, Gaelic, Welsh, or some other such dervish. We'll need to contact their Foriegn Office for a translation. I can not reckon how they bloody understand our films and video games. Perhaps we can get one or two more of them over here, to teach us how to talk."

Or you could run Vista

If your running Vista I am sure it is automatically reporting a list to the FEDs as often as it updates it's so called Defender for for malware.
Why do you think it was so late to be released and such a resource hog. It has to monitor you just like the FEDs want plus all the DRM infection running in the background. Thats why they dropped the lawsuits against MS in the first place. Why do you think it has all been kept secret, why do you think MS keeps their OS's so encrypted and proprietary?

The Parrot Barks At Midnight

I have to make this quick, (wiretaped you know...), but that number should be higher...
I saw a $50.00 WireTap cards at Walmart. Yes, they tried to sell me the extended wiretap-protection for an extra $20...