Save the Old Men!

We must save these poor victimized old men!

@rrrse Aqualung getting hoodie-winked?

In my day we had to learn about human anemoney from the "Encyclopedia Britannica" and "The National Geographic", but today's Ecosmarties in their Ducksback Coke blazers, have Bob as their uncle and possess a "savvy-unbovvoured" which must be the envy of the Value-Added world. Shorely we have the wibbling experienced teachers to thank.
Just how does one snog one of those Cambridge Footlight Virgin Smokers?
My Congo head-shrinker tells me that a spoonful of the eleven o'clock news will eleveneth the whole oaf! There goes another piper's dream down the tube! Reckons I'll best be getting me back to Wankershire.