Come to think of it...

My paw is aching a little.

You don't say

Unless you don't agree that there's biologically damaging radiation coming from mobiles, then it is obvious that it's going to fry whatever body part it's near to. The safest ones will be hands-free models since they aren't in direct contact with you at all.

performance my arse! ;p

lol.
Yeah right, they are worried about the mobile phones performance.
what about the already evident performance degradation of the user (ref.. any Crackberry abuser).
maybe they will find that for optimum performance a 100% decoupling with the user is required. (works for me ;p)

In the meantime, i'm all for the ultra mobile 100% remote decoupling devices from china (the one with the little on/off switch).
Perfect for the id10t shouting 'Hello i'm on the.....'(network that don't work no more round here)

Sorted! :)